Apple-Obsessed Author Fella

E-Z Zerts

I like to cook.

But I’m hell with desserts. I do make a mean ice cream these days (recipes forthcoming for my strawberry creme fraiche and Earl Grey vanilla mascarpone ice creams), but for the most part, I’m fucked when it comes to taking a tram-ride to Dessertsville.

Desserts?

MORE LIKE DESERTS AM I RIGHT?

I’m not proud, no.

Anyway, let’s hear your dessert recipes with one qualification that I’d really like said dessert recipes to be fairly easy. (Double-points if it includes no baking, but that’s by no means a requirement.) Assume I’m a dessert dipshit, and answer accordingly.

I’ll hang up and wait for your answer.

*click*