Archive for May, 2011

  • Shake Them Pom-Poms, Cheerleaders

    Shake Them Pom-Poms, Cheerleaders

    May 18th, 2011 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 81 Comments

    As you may know, once in a while I like to open up the Circus of Pimpage — I undo the ropes, open the tent-flaps, and let the drunken elephants in velvet robes and grill-mouthed clowns with ruby-encrusted pimp cups come tumbling out. (That sounds like a creepy sexual metaphor. I assure you, it is not. Button up your britches.)

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  • Word-Karate: On Writing Action Scenes

    Word-Karate: On Writing Action Scenes

    May 17th, 2011 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 47 Comments

    It’s time to talk about action scenes. Explosions, high-kicks, roundhouse punches, car chases, train crashes, wizard battles, robot attacks, machine guns chattering, nipples spewing liquid fire. What rules do you abide by when writing action? Talk this out. I’d love to hear your thoughts.

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  • Ten More Ways To Support Authors You Love

    Ten More Ways To Support Authors You Love

    May 16th, 2011 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 25 Comments

    This past week, I caught an article that ping-ponged around the Intersphere where author Jody Hedlund explains — nicely and wisely — ten ways to support authors you love. And so, I thought, let’s add some options to that list. Thus I give unto you: Ten *more* ways to support the authors you love.

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  • Flash Fiction Challenge: “From Mab To The Mysterious Three”

    Flash Fiction Challenge: “From Mab To The Mysterious Three”

    May 13th, 2011 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 29 Comments

    Thus is your mission. This week: Please turn (click) to the ‘M’ section of Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable. Click around. Find an awesome term that you like that starts with “M.” That is your title and your concept. Go forth. Scare up a phrase or fable, and let’s see what you got.

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  • 20 Questions Inside The Primate Confessional

    20 Questions Inside The Primate Confessional

    May 12th, 2011 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 32 Comments

    So, as I announced yesterday: CONFESSIONS OF A FREELANCE PENMONKEY is coming soon to a Kindle, Nook, PC or hallucinogenic dreamworld near you. Thing is, in the spirit of the “confessional” vibe, I figured it might be cool to have you crazy kids ask some questions, and then I’ll answer the questions inside the book.

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