Archive for October, 2010
what can you get for punching someone in the face Right now, I will give you the following: a) One decoder ring. b) Three wampum. c) A high-five. d) A hole-puncher (thematic, because, facepuncher, holepuncher? See it?) Now, you need to get me proof that you’re doing it. Like, a YouTube video or some shit. Oh, there’s one other thing you get: A jail [...]
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There were things there. A huge umbrella with a giant mouth and tongue hopping on a human leg. A red colored demon with one horn wearing only a fur loincloth. One was an actual human, or so he thought until the woman her head detached from its body to float above the others tied back to the body by dripping entrails. They were holding torches staring him up and down and walking up close.
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dirty martini recipe with patron and herbs You can’t just do that. You can’t put crap that doesn’t belong in a recipe into a recipe and then call it the recipe that it isn’t. That’s like, “How do make chicken cordon bleu with tapioca, sushi-grade ahi tuna, and strips of a tractor tire?” A dirty [...]
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At the thought of food, Shane’s gut roiled again. He leaned forward to the silver wastebasket that he suspected the hotel staff would never get clean, and waited. The moment passed, but he knew it was just biding its time, taking a little siesta in his liver or kidneys.
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It is clear, now: Hanalei Bay is where we should’ve been staying all along. I’m not saying I don’t like the Poipu area. I do. And love the Sheraton. Our stay has been scrumptious. But man, you want to feel like you’re driving through Jurassic Park, you stay up in the north shore somewhere. Wild, [...]
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