Search Term Bingo, The Epic Saga (Pt 12)
what can you get for punching someone in the face
Right now, I will give you the following:
a) One decoder ring.
b) Three wampum.
c) A high-five.
d) A hole-puncher (thematic, because, facepuncher, holepuncher? See it?)
Now, you need to get me proof that you’re doing it. Like, a YouTube video or some shit.
Oh, there’s one other thing you get:
A jail sentence. So. Uhh. You know, remember that.
what happens if u put marshmallows up somebodys nose
They turn gay. Or, if they’re gay, they turn straight. Or, if they’re a little bit of both, they crap their pants. All that stuff about “is sexuality a choice?” or “is sexuality biologically-driven?” are meaningless questions because the truth has been here before us all along: Marshmallows. Up the nose. No foolin.