Search Term Bingo, The Epic Saga (Pt 9)
steampunk [insert something here: boy, purse, clock, tv, costume, glove, diaper bag]
What the hell is up with me being the sudden expert on All Things Steampunk? Damn if I don’t get a lot of searches for Steampunk This and Steampunk That. My favorite though, seriously, is “Steampunk Diaper Bag.” What the hell does that look like? Doesn’t that take the trend just a wee smidgen too far over the line? Then again, maybe it’s the natural evolution. I’d think a hot diaper would steam, right? And if fresh baby poo emits steam, one could imagine that baby poop could become an integral part of the steampunk architecture. I mean, hell, let’s be honest — half the time in Steampunk Whatever nobody actually talks about the steam. It’s all clockwork and brass, but where does the steam come from? That shit doesn’t just appear. So maybe we have our answer:
Steam in steampunk comes from kaka-poopy-doody.
oatmeal is fucking filling me up
Just a thought: stop eating it. If you would quit bringing the spoon to your mouth, you goddamn Oatmeal Pig, you’d probably stop feeling like a tanker truck shit concrete into your bowels.