Search Term Bingo, The Epic Saga (Pt 7)

how do you know if your beard is sleeping

Stethoscope. Hold it to the beard. Listen to the waxing and waning of its gentle snoozing. Curly mustaches actually snore like Curly from the Three Stooges. True fact!

why are there so few proper gentleman?

The Communist Pogrom wiped out most of the proper gentlemen. The Night of the Dapper Hats, they called it. Men dressed like penguins, all dead, all lining the gutters. Now, they’re in hiding. Good luck finding one. They masquerade as hoboes. I heard that. You can check it out if you’d like. Also: I hear they’re building a jaunty moonbase. There, they will all dance the Lunar Charleston.

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