Search Term Bingo, The Epic Saga (Pt 5)
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AND THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED.
why paint a dead deer yellow?
That’s a Labor Day thing. No! Wait. Columbus Day. Shit. I don’t know. It’s one of those holidays that nobody really understands. What I’m saying is, it’s festive. You see a deer carcass spraypainted yellow, you are bidden by American Jurisprudence to partake in the holiday tradition of tying a red ribbon around your wrist and tying the other end to one of the carcass’s hooves, and then you must dance around in a circle for four hours singing “Mary Had A Little Lamb.” Or maybe it’s Jay-Z’s “99 Problems (But A Bitch Ain’t One).”) To be honest, I forget. Also to be honest, right now I’m drunk as shit.