Search Term Bingo, The Epic Saga (Pt 2)

bacon suspenders

Sold. I’ll buy a pair right now. Actually, put me down for, like, mmmm, a hundred pairs. Because I am going to eat my way out of my clothes every day. That’s really the sexiest way to get undressed for the ladies. “Hold on, sweet Mama. Let me just seductively chew my way out of these greasy, crispy suspenders. Mmm. Oh yeah. Chomp, chomp, lick, yeah. Come suckle the bacon grease off my chin and nippity-nips.”

snowflakes and cats and dogs

One of these things is not like the other.

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