Codpiece Johnson Demands Your Vote
You insane moppets did as asked: you showed up, you dropped your two-word phrase on the ground for all to see, and then you strolled off like a preening peacock. Good on you. I applaud your efforts.
Now, it’s time to vote.
Below is the list. I think it’s complete, and it’s in no particular order, and it’s 6AM, and I’m very tired. Hell with all that, though. Show must go on.
Pick your favorite two-word phrase.
The top three phrases will end up in the upcoming Codpiece Johnson short story. How will you vote? Will you vote to challenge me? Will you vote to sate your own curiosity? Will you vote to throw a softball? To see what I’ll do with a delicious bit of profanity? What’s your metric?
Voting ends tomorrow morning, 7AM. So, 24 hours from now.