That’s right. It’s poll time, fools. Make with the clicky-clicky. Spread the love. One vote.
The links are in the poll, but they don’t really work out so well. You can
— I might, if I have time, populate this page with the hot fresh links, but right now I gotta bolt and want to get this poll up and running, yo. go here and check out the comments if you need the clickable links
Also, casual reminder. Nudge, nudge.
I’m at 981 Twitter followers.
If you miraculously get me to 1000 followers by 11:59PM
tonight, I’ll give you a free short story. But let’s be honest — it ain’t looking so good. I doubt your abilities, proselytes. Prove me wrong with blood sacrifice. (Also, don’t go getting all tricky on me and creating a ton of fake accounts. I can smell such chicanery like a hamster rotting in the walls. Snif, snif.)
Anyway, the beard, the fat, the laser, the poll.
I encourage you, in the spirit of honor, to vote for someone other than yourself.
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