I Wanna Do Laser: The Motherfucking Poll

That’s right. It’s poll time, fools. Make with the clicky-clicky. Spread the love. One vote.

The links are in the poll, but they don’t really work out so well. You can go here and check out the comments if you need the clickable links — I might, if I have time, populate this page with the hot fresh links, but right now I gotta bolt and want to get this poll up and running, yo.

Also, casual reminder. Nudge, nudge.

I’m at 981 Twitter followers.

If you miraculously get me to 1000 followers by 11:59PM tonight, I’ll give you a free short story. But let’s be honest — it ain’t looking so good. I doubt your abilities, proselytes. Prove me wrong with blood sacrifice. (Also, don’t go getting all tricky on me and creating a ton of fake accounts. I can smell such chicanery like a hamster rotting in the walls. Snif, snif.)

Anyway, the beard, the fat, the laser, the poll.

I encourage you, in the spirit of honor, to vote for someone other than yourself.

[EDIT:]

A more comprehensive list of the entries:

Filamena: http://www.filamena.com/2010/06/for-a-contest-i-wanna-do-laser/

Julie: http://jasummerell.com/2010/06/13/its-a-twofer/

Maggie: http://morphematics.com/?p=518

Fred: http://deadlyfredly.tumblr.com/post/697844672/for-chuck-wendigs-contest

Keith: http://keithkarabin.com/2010/06/15/keith-does-contest-dicky-did-laser/

Ron Earl: http://www.ronearl.com/between/2010/06/fathers-day-flash-fiction/

Rick: http://www.wordasylum.net/?p=1248

Paul: http://www.logan-web.com/GORE.gif

Darren: http://www.geekcentricity.com/2010/06/that-golden-day.html

JDK: http://writingincarnate.com/?p=43

TNT: http://tnt-tek.com/PushinLaser.html

Chad: http://pics.livejournal.com/chadu/pic/0006gkhr/

Doyce: http://doycetesterman.com/adrift/index.php/2010/06/546/

Josh: http://www.blueinkalchemy.com/2010/06/16/i-wanna-do-laser/

Gloria: http://gloriaoliver.blogspot.com/2010/06/chuck-wendig-flashfic-challenge-i-wanna.html

Dan B: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5764049&l=846e500857&id=695571094

Pete: http://heart-of-stars.livejournal.com/206359.html