Comments on: The Beard II: Son Of Teenage Beard Monster

By: Ed

Ed — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 04:20:12 +0000

I was randomly searching the phase “beard rape” on google and found this site to be hilarious. My beard does approve.

To me, beard rape is when a person comes up to you and without warning starts rubbing the beard.

And if you find fuckbeard and his pirate ship, please drop me a line because I may try to join that crew… and I might have next years Halloween costume.

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:50:28 +0000

@Marek: That is awesome. That’s all I have to say to that.

@Paul: That is also awesome. You’re going to Hell. And we’re all coming with you.

@John: You shut up. You shut up right now.

– c.

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:28:36 +0000

It’s all quite strange. WordPress isn’t updating me on comments when they post. I get the update like, hours later. (Maggie’s comment, left at 4:32 PM, came in as an email alert… ohh, about 10 minutes ago, at 6:15AM.)

Weird.

I guess I’ll have to actually read the comments on the pages. Dang.

– c.

By: Marek AKA DawnOfMinstrel

Marek AKA DawnOfMinstrel — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:27:17 +0000

My beard is way too powerful for me. Without it, I’m just a five foot seven, thin blonde Pole. But when the beard grows out I suddenly grow to six feet two, gain like fifty ponds worth of muscle and, for some reason, turn Irish.

It’s weird when your beard is red like the fire Loki spawned.

By: Paul DeLaurentis

Paul DeLaurentis — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:17:37 +0000

John, you are terribly mistaken. I have created this for easy reference.

http://www.logan-web.com/wicked.jpg

Please print this out and hang it on your refrigerator so you never forget.

By: John the Great

John the Great — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:40:02 +0000

Beards are gross. Case in point: YOUR FACE!

I believe the Bible sides with me in this.

By: Paul DeLaurentis

Paul DeLaurentis — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:13:03 +0000

All of you can go beard yourselves.

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:44:05 +0000

You’re beard if you do, beard if you don’t.

By: Paul DeLaurentis

Paul DeLaurentis — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:29:06 +0000

I’m damned if I do, damned if I don’t!

By: Maggie

Maggie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:32:08 +0000

@Paul: No one’s going to laugh if you turn “beard” into a verb.

I beard, therefore I am.

It’s the right forum for such verbal experimentation, in any case.