Comments on: My Own Personal Internet Frankenstein

By: Painting With Shotguns XXXVIII

Painting With Shotguns XXXVIII — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:18:08 +0000

[...] problem, reality terrorist. I have you covered. First you summon the Dread Mistress. Then she calls the Mad Blind Idiot God Transvestite. Then the Internet implodes upon itself. A [...]

By: Shoe

Shoe — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 01:27:16 +0000

Seriously, Chuck. SERIOUSLY? You…no. Please, tell me you did NOT really just do that.

Oh, Chuck. My friend, our children’s children’s children will curse your name.
(On the bright side, they’ll give you credit for the best ass jokes…)

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:47:02 +0000

Oh, I don’t hate it.

I fear it.

And it’s good to acknowledge the things you fear.

– c.

By: John the Great

John the Great — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:45:59 +0000

As much as you claim to hate Avatar porn, you sure seem to be talking about it a lot!

By: Marek

Marek — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:00:45 +0000

Goddamit, Chuck! Do you realise what you have done?

Do you really, really understand the extent of your crime?!

No! You sit there, giggling like a child that just sprinkled some table salt on an unsuspecting slug. You’re uncapable of remorse, unreformable in your cruelty. You did this for sick kicks, while the adults have to go out and make it better.

But this time we may never be able to make it better, you hear me, Chuck? You think you’re so high above it, singing praises to oblivion and namedropping forbidden names. Well, mister nihilist, we’ll see how you like, when Death comes for you!

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:39:30 +0000

Hee! IT HUNGERS.

By: Maggie

Maggie — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:47:51 +0000

I want you to know, Chuck, that out of all the things I’ve seen, heard, witnessed and read about the Big Blue Phenomenon, this is the single straw that broke the camel’s back. This is the very last thing I could see without throwing in the towel. Congratulations, Wendig. You broke me.

I’m going to go watch the fucking movie now.

By: Paul DeLaurentis

Paul DeLaurentis — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:48:01 +0000

Much as I like my peanut butter mashed into my chocolate bar…I do not like this!!! It is unholy and natural! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

I’ve added it to Reddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/baew2/pauley_perrette_avatar_internet_frankenstein/

By: Rick Carroll

Rick Carroll — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:24:45 +0000

This would only be completed by adding some snot to…. (don’t make me repeat it). However, I think that truly would break the Internets. Send your creation into the world, Dr. Wendig. Let it bring death and despair wherever it may roam.

It’s alive… ALIVE!

By: terribleminds

terribleminds — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:07:46 +0000

I work in service of Oblivion.