It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

I said, good day, sir!

Hee!

Your Photoshop-fu is strong.

http://digg.com/d31KtR2

Heh. Whee!

Thank you.

LET THE CONSUMPTIVE VOID EAT.

– c.

(And, should anybody be missing the context as to why this will first consume terribleminds and then widen its hungry maw to NOM NOM NOM the rest of the Internet, I get a fuckton of views based on “Pauley Perrette” and “Avatar Porn.” As discussed here: http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2010/03/06/the-truth-about-turtle-penis/ )

So now you work for the persons who came here in search of this stuff?

I work in service of Oblivion.

This would only be completed by adding some snot to…. (don’t make me repeat it). However, I think that truly would break the Internets. Send your creation into the world, Dr. Wendig. Let it bring death and despair wherever it may roam.

It’s alive… ALIVE!

Much as I like my peanut butter mashed into my chocolate bar…I do not like this!!! It is unholy and natural! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

I’ve added it to Reddit.
http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/baew2/pauley_perrette_avatar_internet_frankenstein/

I want you to know, Chuck, that out of all the things I’ve seen, heard, witnessed and read about the Big Blue Phenomenon, this is the single straw that broke the camel’s back. This is the very last thing I could see without throwing in the towel. Congratulations, Wendig. You broke me.

I’m going to go watch the fucking movie now.

Hee! IT HUNGERS.

Goddamit, Chuck! Do you realise what you have done?

Do you really, really understand the extent of your crime?!

No! You sit there, giggling like a child that just sprinkled some table salt on an unsuspecting slug. You’re uncapable of remorse, unreformable in your cruelty. You did this for sick kicks, while the adults have to go out and make it better.

But this time we may never be able to make it better, you hear me, Chuck? You think you’re so high above it, singing praises to oblivion and namedropping forbidden names. Well, mister nihilist, we’ll see how you like, when Death comes for you!

As much as you claim to hate Avatar porn, you sure seem to be talking about it a lot!

Oh, I don’t hate it.

I fear it.

And it’s good to acknowledge the things you fear.

– c.

Seriously, Chuck. SERIOUSLY? You…no. Please, tell me you did NOT really just do that.

Oh, Chuck. My friend, our children’s children’s children will curse your name.
(On the bright side, they’ll give you credit for the best ass jokes…)

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