Archive for February, 2010

  • Lady Gaga Is My Master Now

    Lady Gaga Is My Master Now

    February 19th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 33 Comments

    You’re scavenging in the wasteland. You’re fighting with a rat over a Zagnut bar. The water all tastes of uranium, or the Super-Smallpox Strain, or Cthulhu urine. Everything sucks. Hey, it’s the end of the world. You expect nothing more. And then you see her. Or maybe it’s a him. Who knows? Who cares? She [...]

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  • Painting With Shotguns XXIII

    Painting With Shotguns XXIII

    February 18th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 21 Comments

    Once more comes the time to engage in the slapdash, nonsensical blogjaculation known as “Painting With Shotguns.” Today, in the 23rd installment, we talk about: Twitter (again!) Sexy massages (scandalous!) Work update (ew, boring!) Links (these don’t taste like sausage or golf!) Two shells. Barrel closed. One double-barrel buckshot enema, coming right up. More Terribleminds [...]

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  • Twitter For Dipshits

    Twitter For Dipshits

    February 17th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 66 Comments

    The title for this post should really be, “Some Stuff About Twitter,” but I didn’t think that was catchy enough. Not enough pizazz. Not enough razmatazz. And other “-azz” words. Let me say up front: I loves me the Twitters. I do. It’s a place with few rules but a lot of preferences. Everybody has [...]

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  • The Weekly Wire: “The King Stay The King”

    The Weekly Wire: “The King Stay The King”

    February 16th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 48 Comments

    In case you missed it, I’m suddenly hip-deep in The Wire, and hot damn, I’m hungry for more. So, here’s the deal. I figure if hoity-toity snooty-ass Harvard can have a college course about The Wire, we can do a little something like that here at terribleminds. From time to time, I’ll post a little [...]

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  • You Can’t Write Everything All At Once So Please Stop Trying

    You Can’t Write Everything All At Once So Please Stop Trying

    February 15th, 2010 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 17 Comments

    Time for another YAIA (You Ask, I Answer). Rob Donoghue would like me to speak about “Shit You Don’t Need To Write.” I can speak to that. Assuming, of course, I’m interpreting it correctly. I’m interpreting the question to more accurately be, “How do I determine what stuff I shouldn’t be writing?” Actually, this answer’s [...]

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