Comments on: Fuck It, It’s Time To Talk About My Beard

By: JimGoat.com » Clutch is a Bad Ass Band

JimGoat.com » Clutch is a Bad Ass Band — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:22:09 +0000

[...] song illustrates the ancient power of the beard. When a man with a beard walks into a room people stand to attention, in their [...]

By: The Baby Cometh « Word Asylum

The Baby Cometh « Word Asylum — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:03:48 +0000

[...] about how I will be able to connect with her as a teenager. Luckily, I have the power of beard, as Chuck Wendig wrote about recently. What Chuck doesn’t know yet is that the beard also has another power; it allows you to not [...]

By: The Beard II: Son Of Teenage Beard Monster

The Beard II: Son Of Teenage Beard Monster — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:26:31 +0000

[...] through a lot of trouble earlier to get you up to speed on the whole “beard situation.” I laid down the law: beards have flavors, beards have powers, beards are sentient creatures. All that. And yet, what do [...]

By: TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey » Blog Archive » Twitter For Dipshits

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 05:07:21 +0000

[...] a grainy video where someone hunts a unicorn for sport, or you’re getting an article about Secret Beardborn Superpowers, or you’re learning how to write haiku in arterial spray. Good times. Part of why I follow [...]

By: The Baby Cometh « An Idiot's Guide to Idiocy

The Baby Cometh « An Idiot's Guide to Idiocy — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:40:09 +0000

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:05:53 +0000

Jake:

Display the beard for all to see. Wear your power like a badge.

Elissa:

I do not wish for my blood to become meatdip for hungry cannibals, so I thank you for your sacrifice.

Bodybeard.

That’s a new word.

– c.

By: Keith

Keith — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:06:39 +0000

Amen to beards. Chia Pet of the gods, for your face.

By: Jake Stetler

Jake Stetler — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:09:58 +0000

“Beards. Fuck Yeah.”

Fuck yeah, is right, sir.

You speak the truth.

Testify, brother!

I need to update my profile picture (In all my baby faced glory). I have worn a beard for years and have known of its power.

By: Elissa Carey

Elissa Carey — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 23:47:28 +0000

I don’t do the facial beard out of concern and love for you all. You see, if I were to do that? It would be world. shatteringly. AWESOME. I mean it would fry your brainmeats to a golden crisp and congeal your blood into a delicious meatdip.

So, I keep it on the downlow and maintain the bodybeard, instead. Thus the warm glow people claim to feel around me.

By: Will Hindmarch

Will Hindmarch — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:48:37 +0000

I was once recognized at Gen Con because of my “distinctive” beard. It grows lopsided, I think is what he meant.