Do well, fly safe, and return soon. I know no one’s crazy about flying, but it still sounds safer than standing nearly naked, blind and wet, in a ring of broken glass.

K

Have fun Chuck. If you’re feel like you’re being watched, don’t run into the woods alone. The heart of Mormonia is very unforgiving.

Thanks, peeps!

Hopefully I will not be taken by the Mormon Myrmidons.

– c.

If you are, ask them if Edward Cullen is really a vampire or merely a vessel for the abstinent will of Great Lord Xenu as the Marcabian fleet prepares to ravage the world as predicted by Heretic and Enemy of the People, L Ron Hubbard.

Have fun!! Remember: they water their beer down up there. Drink Scotch. If anyone with a black tag on their suit asks you if you know where you’re going in life, they’re not with the MiB.

Good luck with your lab!

New rules in Utah this year I hear make it a little easier to get alky-hol up there. Whew.

Oh!

Also — I’ve got all the Madmen Blog Posts handled, but I shan’t reveal their mysterious order! You’ll just have to check back.

And, y’know, pimp that shiznit for me. And you. And the world.

– c.

Love the business card. I get a ton and most are forgettable; yours, very memorable!

Good luck with the script, and enjoy Boneshaker. I loved that book; it totally turned me into a steampunk fan.

Thanks, Dread Pirate LeCharles!

Boneshaker — definitely looking forward to it. I actually forgot that we’re repped by the same agency. I’m continually in awe of the company I get to keep both here at tminds at in the general world at large.

Very exciting stuff.

Sundance should be cool, but I hear the Lab is tough stuff. I gotta get my gameface on. Get ready to take some slings and arrows in the name of Awesomer Scriptmaking.

– c.

Just be sure to share your wisdom with us ignorant penslaves ^_^

Just don’t forget the chapstick. Seriously.

Or something to write on.

Watch the skies.

-Rob D.

Rob speaks smarts. Carmex is your best friend, get the little… bottle? Jar? Jarttle?… of it, that stuff is amazing.

Aha! I can finally see the business card! Like it! Dude, have an awesome super duper time at Sundance. Try not to get ‘numb brian’ from too much input. Heh heh.

Good luck and have fun!

Break a leg!

Good luck. I am incredibly excited for you. Come home safely.

Hey, I just got New World Monkeys, too.

Have a great time! Love the biz card.

I won’t miss you.

…

OMG who will I share weird things with on twitter? *cries*

Check your inbox sometime tonight, I’m putting the finishing touches on This Man, This Wendig so you have something to read on the way out there.

The dogs and I are going to miss you lots. I’m so proud of you. Go team Wendig! Knock ‘em dead and break their legs or some other motivational nonsense.

Good luck, Captain.

Carmex, obtained!

I usually use straight-up Vaseline, but the Utah clime may demand harder, angrier lipshits.

Got writeables, got a fancy new pen.

The skies are… being watched?

– c.

I’d write something witty about Mormon country, but everything I’ve tried has come out facetious. So I’ll just say: G’luck.

Best of luck! Show them how it’s done.

It’s not so much that I’ll miss you, but that I can’t bring myself to take the shot.

Well-played, Hindmarch. Well-played.

– c.

Break a leg – or someone else’s if they’re in your way. Take it easy on the Vaseline. Don’t forget to pack clean underwear. Oh, and have a bloody great time

C’mon Will, you can do it! Just one little squeeze and Chuck’s goo will come out!

…wait, that came out weird…