Archive for December, 2009
This is for me. This is for you. This is the easiest mission statement ever. Harder to implement than you’d hope, but important just the same. Ready? Here it is. Happy New Year, peeps! See you tomorrow for a mission statement only for You Writers Amongst Us. (Awesome poster from typcut — cut by headup)
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It occurs to me, I’m leaving a ton of delicious pop culture scraps on the floor. I don’t want the mice to get them. Oh, sure, you think mice are all cute? I thought that way, once. And then the mice found their way into my silverware drawer and pooped on my silverware. For reals. [...]
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I don’t have any great insight into this year past. It’s been a good year for the most part. Certainly more in the black than in the red. Professionally, at least. Personally, it’s had a little rough-and-tumble, but even there, some shining spots. No need to get too deep. At present, reflection is only going [...]
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I’ve grown uncomfortable with the ideas of “Best Of” lists for the year, because… well, what the fuck is best, anyway? Don’t get me wrong. I used to do “top ten” lists and shit, but over time, you realize that it’s only so valuable a metric when every schmoe with a blog can tell you [...]
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“Dis iz dizguzting,” I said as a stream of snot and saline poured out of my face. My wife, watching, egged me on. “Doesn’t it feel great?” I must’ve looked like a glazed donut melting in the sun. Ooze dangling from lip and nostril and chin. Mustache a bound conglomeration of moisture and mucus. The [...]
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