Archive for November, 2009

  • Painting With Shotguns XII: The I-Gots-News Edition

    Painting With Shotguns XII: The I-Gots-News Edition

    November 20th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 9 Comments

    Let’s just get right into it, shall we? Lock and load, faithful Terribleminds readers. It’s time to unload a bucket of double-barrel watercolor in your general direction. Some of you may remember that I was on the Great American Agent Hunt, ’09. Well, no longer! I am now a represented man! Huzzah, hoo-rah, and all [...]

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  • Man Is Blue Good: How (Not!) To Utilize Descriptive Language!

    Man Is Blue Good: How (Not!) To Utilize Descriptive Language!

    November 19th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 12 Comments

    What up, Word Nerds? I know what you’re thinking. I know, because I’m a psychic parasite that lives in your mind. I’m not even real. But that’s beside the point and is a blog post for another day. What you’re thinking is, “Chuck, oh ye sublime master of all things wordly, your post yesterday on [...]

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  • Repeat After Me, Writers: “No Unitaskers”

    Repeat After Me, Writers: “No Unitaskers”

    November 18th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 22 Comments

    Alton Brown, culinary scientist of the Food Network, is renowned for deriding unitaskers in the kitchen — “unitaskers” being those tools that are so precious that they can only perform a single function (apple-corer, garlic press, my penis, etc.). Further, a Twitter conversation the other day opened up questions about how to handle descriptive language [...]

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  • My Revenge Against Nature Is Swift And Complete

    My Revenge Against Nature Is Swift And Complete

    November 17th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 19 Comments

    If you are squicky about animal death, skip this post. Go here, instead, and be embraced by the warm Snuggie-like embrace of my love of profanity. Let us rewind to Friday. My wife hit a deer. With her vehicle; I don’t mean to suggest she ran up and punched one. In fact, it would be [...]

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  • Mister Slaughter, by Robert McCammon: A Review

    Mister Slaughter, by Robert McCammon: A Review

    November 16th, 2009 | The Ramble | terribleminds | 12 Comments

    Let it be said: We must all be thankful that McCammon is back in the game. Mister Slaughter proves that nicely. Though, “nicely” is perhaps the wrong word for a book soaked in brutality and blood. But we’ll get to that. If you’re not familiar, Robert McCammon left the writing world for a while, but [...]

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