Comments on: Something Happened To My Head, Please Send Help

By: Spidle

Spidle — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:00:07 +0000

So, I’m finally catching up with the site… for some reason I have been lax in my digestion of your wondrous word-pastries.

While I do have a luxurious full head of (quickly graying in a Paulie Walnuts look), I find the summer-time sheering and Bic-ing to be liberating.
I recommend clippers, one of those 5-bladed beasts to get the shine, and Ol’ Grandad Whiskey to sip whilst standing in front of the mirror Apocalypse Now-style.
Trust me on this, Weaves. Shaving the noggin smooth is… well, fucking awesome.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 12:22:56 +0000

Wendy: Your wisdom is a deep as a glass of delicious whiskey.

John: That joke earns you Death By Biting Weevil.

– c.

By: wendy morrell

wendy morrell — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 10:57:31 +0000

Drink more and look in the mirror less

By: JNewman

JNewman — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:02:34 +0000

Hair today, gone tomorrow?

By: Scionic

Scionic — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:14:19 +0000

If you do install the solar panel, be sure to trim the weeds. You could come out looking like Jeff Bridges in Iron Man, and let’s face it, you could do far worse than The Dude.

By: Neil Kirby

Neil Kirby — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 18:06:28 +0000

Cool. Glad you liked it.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:52:51 +0000

“Solar panel for a sex machine?”

That is the best thing ever. Sold, Neil.

I won’t scorch the earth right now. But I’m growing closer and closer.

– c.

By: Neil Kirby

Neil Kirby — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:51:37 +0000

Don’t fuck about trying to get your hair right and hiperish. It’s a waste of your life. Slash and burn baby, slash and burn! Take your hair down to the wood, clipper head all over and what hair left with look like a cool shadow, it’ll take away from the bald spot too. Bold spot? No, tell people it’s a solar panel for a sex machine. Plus your beards killa so it matters not if your mane is blighted. Your not Samson. Hope it helps.

By: Scionic

Scionic — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:14:34 +0000

I have nothing insightful nor snarky to say about this: Feel for ya Chuck, and I once again feel lucky that in my early thirties I still have shown any sign of balding (I am, however, graying at the temples). Fight it! Resist! Death before old age, long live the cosmetically enhanced! I will not age gracefully.

By: Julie

Julie — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:52:35 +0000

Hipster hair-

blot it dry with a towel. use your fingers to put it where you want it while it’s still fairly damp. let it dry a LITTLE for a few moments. apply goo to hands and smear around. smack the shit out of your head to make the goo stick to the outside but not the scalp. re-arrange hair where you want it.

NO blow dryer.