Archive for September, 2009
I took a walk the other day. I didn’t know where I was going. I just started walking. The road had many twists and turns. Intersections, too — go left? Go right? My feet carried me by the 7-11, the post office, the old bridge, the Clover Hill Farm, and before too long, I forgot [...]
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Boy, that’s a very violent post title. Punch your soul? Ooof. I don’t know who writes those things, but I assure you, he’s in for a stern talking-to. With a car battery and some jumper cables, if you know what I mean. Anyway. Let’s play a little game. Let’s play in an imaginary fantasyland where [...]
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Stagger Lee Shelton was a cab driver, a pimp — one of the famous “Macks” — and, as it turns out, a murderer. Fellow pimp Billy Lyons reached for his pretty hat and snatched it off of Stagger Lee’s head. So, Stagger Lee shot Billy in the gut, and Billy died. Since that murder in [...]
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Don’t consider this a formal review or anything, but let me warn you away from Beatles: Rock Band, were you thinking of running out and evacuating your wallet of its hard-earned greenbacks. It’s very pretty. They’ve put a lot of work into making it authentic. It sounds great. … Goddamn, I kind of feel like [...]
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My head is full of thoughts like bees, and so it’s time for another installment of Painting With Shotguns. A slapdash rigamarole of unconnected whoosits! A blathering blither of blissful bluster! A dithering dather of dusty dumbness! Did you not know that we’re giving away a free copy of Night Horrors: Wolfsbane to some intrepid [...]
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