Archive for September, 2009
Did you read that thing that I said about how a failure to outline your story could get you raped by bears or dinosaurs? You should go there first and read that. It’s okay. I’ll wait. (I won’t wait that long, though. I have the patience of a ferret on Adderall.) Okay! Good. So, I [...]
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I know. I’m not supposed to use the word “pimp,” because it implies I want you to beat prostitutes or something. Please, do not beat prostitutes. Unless they attack you first. They travel the grasslands in packs, and sometimes, they get bitey. I put up a new index page at terribleminds[dot]com. It looks like this, [...]
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Dear Wii, I think you gotta go. … Please be aware — if you have a Wii, and you like that Wii, you can and should continue to enjoy it. I’m not trying to insult you by insulting something you like. Geeks do this thing where, if you don’t like something they don’t like, they [...]
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I may have been premature in my full-bore hate-on for the GOP. Let me clarify some things. Politically, I lean socially liberal, and fiscally conservative. That means, for me, Republican ideals aren’t universally crazy. Sometimes, I even agree with their positions. Hell, I’m only a Democrat right now because the eight previous years were such [...]
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Man, these might just become a weekly fixture. They’re so easy! So, what’s going on over here? If you’re not a fan of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you can just march yourself out of here, mister. Or miss. Don’t come back until you’ve seen an episode. I’ll wait. You’ll thank me. For me, it [...]
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