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By: TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey » Blog Archive » Blah Blah Blah: How (Not) To Write Dialogue

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:11:01 +0000

[...] “You should tell them how not to write dialogue,” Will said. [...]

By: TERRIBLEMINDS: Chuck Wendig, Freelance Penmonkey » Blog Archive » Insert Tab A Into Slot B: Writing Sex Scenes

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 12:53:18 +0000

[...] asked for blog post ideas, and that was one of many that Will Hindmarch came up [...]

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:27:32 +0000

Everyone else? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Will just owned you all. He just punched your mothers. He just dropped the mic, and walked off stage.

Okay, Will. Next week, I’ll do some, or all, of that.

Anybody else got suggestions?

– c.

By: Will

Will — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:54:40 +0000

Write something about how to describe things in prose. Write something about how not to write dialogue. Write something about the TV show you wish you were on the writing staff for. Write something about developing other peoples’ text. Write something about writing sex scenes. Write something about the last book that broke your heart.

By: Wood

Wood — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:21:55 +0000

I suspect that whatever you think of Eclipse
Phase, you shall not hate it as much as I did.

By: Scionic

Scionic — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 15:38:43 +0000

You non-Red Dwarf knowing bastard!

By: Stephen H.

Stephen H. — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:30:12 +0000

And I will buy your album. My favorite track is “Bag of ‘nades” which has the best hammer dulcimer solo I’ve ever heard.

By: Stephen H.

Stephen H. — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:28:58 +0000

Or even “its” own grandfather.

By: Stephen H.

Stephen H. — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:28:35 +0000

The satchel of grenades is it’s own grandfather.

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:03:32 +0000

For that one, no blog post necessary. The answer is an easy, “What the crap is a teacake?”