News From The Wendighaus
First, what’s releasing at Gen Con? Geist! That’s right. Time to rock the World of Darkness as a death-dealing, life-loving Sin-Eater. I wrote a goodly bit of the book (including the opening fiction, of which I’m particularly proud — “Rum is the Drink the Dead Like Best”). Get excited! Holy crap!
Second, what’s up over at the Storyverse? Why, that must be the next chapter in Shadowstories: The Infi-Net Revolution — 3: The Weasel and the Geek! Who is Pillow Cat? Why is there a push-pin pig? Is that a giant weasel with a shotgun? Answers point to: click and find out! Holy shit!
Fourth, what the hell else is going on over there at the madhouse in which you live? Are you still working on a mysterious film project? Are you still fiddling with an enigmatic TV project? Are you going to Los Angeles in just over a week on behalf of one or both of these ever-so-curious projects? Signs point to: Sweet Unmerciful Fuckbuttons! Yes!
Fifth, what the hell is that stupid picture of you with the dots and the paisleys? Oh Em Gee, I can’t stop playing with Photoshop the way a young boy can’t stop fiddling with his privates at Wal-Mart! I’m getting better, though many of my projects still look like visual miscarriages on-screen, but hey, that’s all good. I just figure that being a writer these days means bringing skills to the table beyond the actual writing. Big Fat Bag of Squirming Shit Kittens!
Loud noises! Dramatic gestures! Glossolalia!