-
Found this stuck to the side of a urinal at the Cosmic Paisley Wormhole McDonald’s. It smells of gum and urine. It made my fingers tingle. After touching it, I had dreams of the bear on his unicycle.
He whispered in my ear what was written on this foil wrapper:
“The Revolution Is Coming.”
Soon, he said. Soon, the Revolution will be revealed.
What a weird fuckin’ bear.
…
Check the stars.
Watch this space.
About The Author
ChuckWendig
Chuck Wendig is equal parts novelist, screenwriter, and game designer. He is the author of the novels DOUBLE DEAD, BLACKBIRDS, and MOCKINGBIRD. In addition, he's got a metric boatload of writing-related e-books available, including the popular 500 WAYS TO BE A BETTER WRITER. He currently lives in the wilds of Pennsyltucky with wife, dog, and newborn progeny.
Leave a Reply
- RT @lilithsaintcrow: Best word found today: "hypocorism." http://t.co/km9Hisn7
- Like father, like son. #bdub, not content to merely remove his pants, is trying to fling them out of his crib. "Begone, oppressive pants!"
- RT @byseanferrell: I'm not saying I've had too much coffee, but did you know that if you run fast enough you can see dinosaurs?
- I knew it. RT @Julianwrites: Vodka Delivers Shot Of Creativity http://t.co/yMpCTD9j via @zite
- RT @GrammarGirl: Fantastic post for people who write or self-publish fiction: Why Is My Book Not Selling? http://t.co/QVtoa3jZ via @evoterra
- Flash Fiction Challenge: The Unlikable Protagonist February 10, 2012
- Martha Wells: The Terribleminds Interview February 9, 2012
- No Go For The Terribleminds Kickstarter February 8, 2012
- Two Girls And One Search Term Bingo February 8, 2012
- 25 Reasons That Writers Are Bug-Fuck Nuts February 7, 2012
