Archive for April, 2009
Well. It happened. In the great cheesy film montage of my life, calendar pages are whisked off the walls in a rushing flutter to mark the passing of time. In the great MMORPG that is my existence, I just grinded away and gained another level. In the fake sci-fi based extraterrestrial religion of my very [...]
If you’re one of my freelancers — and, I’m sorry if you are, I’m probably an asshole to deal with — then you’re familiar with one of my pet peeves in writing. You’ve seen it, and you know what I’m talking about because it elicits a certain response, a response not unlike what would happen [...]
First things first. Let’s just take a moment and thank the Internet for its wonderful bounty, shall we? Seriously. Bow your damn heads. Just marvel at the magicness of the Intertoobs. Sure, okay, it’s a septic mire of pornography and viruses, I grant you. But it’s also a wealth of information — useful and useless [...]
Okay. Fine. Gun to my head, I swear I’ll post to this damn thing more. Don’t believe me? Heck, I’m posting right now, aren’t I? I am, Faithful Readers, I am. There’s this meme going around, the “25 Random Things About Me,” and normally I don’t like memes, but that one really does the trick, [...]
Appropriate, perhaps, that I’m testing a photo that references “syphilis.” I mean, the photo’s drippy, right? Y’know, drippy? Like, you might say to your doctor, “Doc, I got a… leaky faucet down there? Y’know? Down there?” And then, just to make sure the doc got it, you’d raise your eyebrows high and casually gesture at [...]
